genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(Source: zephye, via fuckyouandyournegativeshit)

— 1 week ago with 324828 notes

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

(Source: ugly, via fuckyouandyournegativeshit)

— 1 week ago with 230843 notes
rubee:

nigga-chan:

i like how the deer in the back is like “Why the fuck aint she playin me no song?” 


whatever bitch the flute is gay as fuck anyway

rubee:

nigga-chan:

i like how the deer in the back is like “Why the fuck aint she playin me no song?” 

image

whatever bitch the flute is gay as fuck anyway

(via fuckyouandyournegativeshit)

— 1 week ago with 462145 notes

goingloco:

goingloco:

I needed a new toilet seat so I went on ebay and searched for “toilet seat unicorn”

image

I’m so going to buy it.

I bet yall didn’t believe me

image

(via fuckyouandyournegativeshit)

— 1 week ago with 95436 notes
"Cheating is NOT a mistake.
If you’re truly in love with someone, you will not be able to kiss someone else without tasting your loved ones tears stain your lips. You will not be able to take your clothes off for someone else without feeling like a field ripped bare to its soil. Cheating is a choice, its a choice you made because you obviously didn’t give a single fuck about your relationship."
— 1 week ago with 129960 notes
bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

(Source: awwww-cute, via fuckyouandyournegativeshit)

— 1 week ago with 311866 notes
heartbreakmakesyouwiser:

To whoever made this you are a fucking genius my friend

heartbreakmakesyouwiser:

To whoever made this you are a fucking genius my friend

(via hentai-ass)

— 1 week ago with 224900 notes

power-donuts:

When they tell you,

"The timing is wrong"
“We’re not in the right situation”
“This isn’t the right place”

Love does not set appointments.
Love has no location.

It’s always time. If it’s love, it’s always time.

Don’t let someone love you on their own terms.

Love is not a burden.

You are not a burden.

You are not a burden.

Walk away.

One day you will be someones all four seasons.

(via clitosaurus--rex)

— 1 week ago with 2472 notes

chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

(via fuckyouandyournegativeshit)

— 1 week ago with 337597 notes
unimpressedcats:

fantasticcatadventures:

I need this photograph framed in my every room of my house

in a golden glided frame 

unimpressedcats:

fantasticcatadventures:

I need this photograph framed in my every room of my house

in a golden glided frame 

(Source: shit4chanposts, via sharkansas)

— 1 week ago with 56299 notes